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The Obligatory Opening Statement of Exposition

2010/05/02

Greetings!

If you are here, then you likely already know me, and have some idea of what to expect.  Well, at least early on, when this little thing is just a babe in swaddling words….as I’m sure you’ve already anticipated, it’s really only a matter of time before this becomes a global phenomenon and really helps humanity achieve a worldwide harmony, a progressively substantial rededication to true progress and a universally supported demand to make Nicholas Cage stop screwing around with his hair already.  (I mean, really, enough already.  You’re looking the fool.) 

But while we’re waiting for these changes, take solace in the knowledge that you are here on the ground floor, likely desperately stabbing at the ‘up’ button, and trying to figure out why the front doors are all locked.  I appreciate your support.

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