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AmazingMattyP

About AmazingMattyP:

Location:  Wisconsin

Sex:  Male

Age:  39

Height:  About 6 foot.

Weight:  Fluctuates

Reach:  Expansive

Likes: power pop, anything about a post-apocalyptic future, Ray Wise, games in which one hunts zombies or is a zombie, sarcasm, books (occassionally), The Replacements, old jazz – not that new crap from the last forty years, Jason Lee, Batman, a good haircut, diet sodas, Tina Fey, many cartoons, the unexplained.

Dislikes: Bette Midler, reality television, medical dramas, The Gyllenhalls, trailers that show everything, overzealous religious/political opinonators, most ‘popular’ musics, Katherine Heigl, pork.

Mortal Weaknesses:  Mickey Rourke in anything, The Death Roulette, Samuel L. Jackson, pro wrestling, fantasy football, Dwayne Johnson, ice cream treats, the movie version of Daredevil, delicious cigarettes, Michael Keaton.

Notable Favorite Quotes:

‘Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb. One of us has made a gross error, and wasted the other person’s valuable time.’ – Elijah Price, Unbreakable 

‘We never gave up, we never will. In the end, if thats the best they can say about us, it’ll do.’ – John Fitzgerald Byers, The X-Files

‘Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me.’ Walt Kowalski, Gran Torino

‘Can’t rain all the time…’ – Eric Draven, The Crow

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