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Jenny-Jenny Kickpants

Age:  36

Location:  Austin, Texas

Height:  better than average

Weight:  you wish.

Reach:  not great; improves when taunted by crispy tacos

Likes:  horror, maps of places real and fictional, open world RPGs, the Alamo Drafthouse, black coffee, natal astrology, Jason Ritter, Twisted Toyfare Theatre, migas, Mutant Enemy shows, state parks, the late Adrienne Shelly, chamomile tea, Bret Easton Ellis, rainbow rolls, road signs and billboards that tell me I’m going to hell, kitties, Thanksgiving.

Dislikes:  sitcoms, Wes Craven, blue m&ms, the guy who killed Adrienne Shelly, New Year’s Eve, turn-based combat, the Black-Eyed Peas, casual hugs.

Mortal weaknesses:  milk.  Ok, and So You Think You Can Dance.

Notable favorite quotes:

“I ain’t looking for help from on high.  That’s a long wait for a train don’t come.” – Serenity

“Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair or f**kin’ beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man and give some back.” – Deadwood

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