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About primarydirective:

Sex:  Male

Age:  38

Height:  5′ 9″ish, but still trying, (It is plausible that those growth supplements which inundate my spam box could work for verticality, we’ll wait for the FDA).

Weight:  Here’s the skinny, we do our best to maintain the narrow.

Reach:  Better than my height.

Likes: A creative challenge, (especially the phrase, ‘Its impossible.’, Punk Rock, intellect, not having to drive, happy-pills, (lest I explode, they do very little happy making,) video games with a survival-horror element, exploratory surgery, altruism, passion and the pursuit of comedy, Liam Neeson,  Dr. Who Audio dramas, and oil painting.

Dislikes: Rap, driving, tele-tubbies, 99% of society, Prince, (or whatever he calls himself today), Uwe Bolle, Keanu Reeves,  generic crayons, heat.

Mortal Weaknesses: My family, Dr. Who, video games, Gary Oldman, Sega Dreamcast, Bad Religion, noodles, roasted green tea, Shaw Brothers movies, pinball machines, Surround Sound, Audrey Tautou.

Seminal Quotes:

Ah don’ wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!’ – French Soldier, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

‘I can resist everything except, temptation.’ – Oscar Wilde

‘I, became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity’ – Edgar Allen Poe

‘All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.’ – Roy Batty, Blade Runner

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